As by now he wasn't feeling anything like The Clever Person In The World, Mr. Clever decided he'd better go home.
He passed a pair of worms who were having a chat.
"Who's that?" asked one worm.
"That," replied the other worm, "is Mr. Clever, The Cleverest Person In The World, on his way home to Cleverland!"
The first worm thought.
"He can't be that clever," he replied......"he's going the wrong way!"