At two o'clock on Monday the thirteenth of March, Little Miss Contrary knocked on Mr. Happy's door.
"Happy Christmas," said Little Miss Contrary and thrust a parcel into Mr. Happy's hands.
Mr. Happy was puzzled. "Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm Little Miss Sunshine," replied Little Miss Contrary.
"No you're not," said Mr. Happy.
"I know Little Miss Sunshine, and she's not a bit like you."