Trying to make some money before entering uni-
versity, the author applies for a teaching job. But the
interview goes from bad to worse. . .
MY FIRST JOB
Robert Best
While I was waiting to enter university, I saw advertised in a local
newspaper a teaching post at a school in a suburb of London about ten
miles from where I lived. Being very short of money and wanting to do some-
thing useful, I applied, fearing as I did so, that without a degree and
with no experience in teaching my chances of getting the job were slim.
However, three days later a letter arrived, asking me to go to Croy-
don for an interview. It proved an awkward journey: a train to Croydon
station; a ten-minute bus ride and then a walk of at least a quarter of a
mile. As a result I arrived on a hot June morning too depressed to feel
nervous.
The school was a red brick house with big windows. The front garden
was a gravel square; four evergreen shrubs stood at each corner, where they
struggled to survive the dust and fumes from a busy main road.
It was clearly the headmaster himself that opened the door: He was
short and fat: He had a sandy-coloured moustache, a wrinkled forehead and
hardly any hair.
He looked at me with an air of surprised disapproval, as a colonel
might look at a private whose bootlaces were undone.` Ah yes, ' he grunt-
ed.` You'd better come inside.' The narrow, sunless hall smelled unpleas-
antly of stale cabbage; the walls were dirty with ink marks; it was all
silent. His study, judging by the crumbs on the carpet, was also his dining-
room. `You'd better sit down, ' he said, and proceeded to ask me a number
of questions: what subjects I had taken in my General School Certificate;
how old I was; what games I played; then fixing me suddenly with his
bloodshot eyes, he asked me whether I thought games were a vital part of
a boy's education. I mumbled something about not attaching too much
importance to them. He grunted. I had said the wrong thing. The headmaster
and I obviously had very little in common.
The school, he said, consisted of one class of twenty-four boys, rang-
ing in age from seven to thirteen. I should have to teach all subjects
except art, which he taught himself. Football and cricket were played in
the Park, a mile away on Wednesday and Saturday afternoons.
The teaching set-up filled me with fear. I should have to divide the
class into three groups and teach them in turn at three different levels;
and I was dismayed at the thought of teaching algebra and geometry - two
subjects at which I had been completely incompetent at school. Worse per-
haps was the idea of Saturday afternoon cricket; most of my friends would
be enjoying leisure at that time.
I said shyly, ` What would my salary be? '` Twelve pounds a week plus
lunch. 'Before I could protest, he got to his feet.` Now', he said,` you'd
better meet my wife. She's the one who really runs this school. '
This was the last straw. I was very young: the prospect of working
under a woman constituted the ultimate indignity.
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New Words
apply vi.
write to ask for (a job, membership, etc.),
esp. officially 申请
application n.
interview n.
面试;接见;会见
advertise vt.
make known to people by printing a notice
in a newspaper, etc.or by broadcasting on
television, etc. 为...做广告
advertisement n.
local
of, special to, a place or district 当地的;
地方性的
post n.
job or position 职位
suburb n.
outer area of a town or city, where people
live 郊区
slim a.
small, slight; slender 微小的;苗条的
depress vt.
make sad 使沮丧
depression n.
brick n.
砖
gravel n.
砾石
evergreen a.
with green leaves throughout the year 常绿的
shrub n.
low bush with several woody stems 灌木
fume n.
strong-smelling smoke, gas or vapour 浓烈难闻
的烟、气、汽
headmaster n.
(中、小学的)校长
sandy-coloured a.
yellowish-red 沙色的,黄中带红的
moustache n.
hair growing on the upper lip 小胡子
disapproval n.
unfavorable opinion or feeling; dislike
不赞成;不满
colonel n.
上校
private n.
soldier of the lowest rank 列兵;士兵
bootlace n.
shoelace for a high shoe or boot 靴带
undo vt.
untie, unfasten 解开;松开
ah
(a cry of surprise, pity, pain, joy, dislike,
etc.) 啊
grunt vt.
咕哝着说出
unpleasantly ad.
令人不愉快地
stale a.
not fresh 不新鲜的
cabbage n.
卷心菜
crumb n.
very small, broken piece of bread or cake
面包屑;糕饼屑
carpet n.
heavy woven material for covering floors
or stairs 地毯
certificate n.
证(明)书
bloodshot a.
(眼睛)充雪的
vital a.
very necessary; of the greatest importance
必不可少的,极其重要的
mumble vt.
speak ( words) unclearly 含糊地说
attach vt.
give (to) ; fasten (to) 把...给予;系,贴
importance n.
the quality of being important
obviously ad.
it can be easily seen; plainly 明显地,显然
obvious a.
consist (of) vi.
be made up ( of ) 组成,构成
range vi.
vary between certain limits (在一定范围内)变动
cricket n.
板球
set-up n.
arrangement
dismay vt.
make discouraged or afraid 使灰心;使害怕
algebra
代数学
geometry n.
几何学
incompetent a.
completely unskillful; not good enough at
doing a job, etc.无能力的;不胜任的
competent a.
opposite of incompetent
leisure n.
free time; time which one can spend as one