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A beautiful woman and a man were involved in a car accident. Both of their cars were badly damaged,but neither of them were hurt.
After they came out of their cars, the woman said, "So you' re a man. That' s interesting. I' m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! But we' re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days ."
"Please," the man replied," Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another wonder. My car is seriously damaged but this bottle of wine hasn't broken. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good luck". Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head, opened it and drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle and immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asked, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replied, "No, I think I' ll just wait for the police to come...

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