[00:00.49]'Do you call that a hat?' I said to my wife.
[00:05.83]'You needn't be so rude about it,' my wife answered as she looked at herself in the mirror.
[00:12.43]I sat down on one of those modern chairs with holes in it and waited.
[00:18.19]We had been in the hat shop for half an hour and my wife was still in front of the mirror.
[00:25.20]'We mustn't buy things we don't need,' I remarked suddenly. I regretted saying it almost at once.
[00:33.77]'You needn't have said that,' my wife answered.
[00:37.98]I needn't remind you of that terrible tie you bought yesterday.
[00:44.27]'I find it beautiful,' I said. 'A man can never have too many ties.'
[00:51.16]'And a woman can't have too many hats,' she answered.
[00:55.77]Ten minutes later we walked out of the shop together.
[00:59.86]My wife was wearing a hat that looked like a lighthouse!